I gotta have more treats, Benji. I’m fiendin’ for it. You getting a paper cut will not be enough.
Here at CigKings, our company philosophy is simple: we give away large sums of money out of the goodness of our hearts.
But I think the biggest difference I've noticed so far is the agonizing asphyxia. I mean, talk about culture shock!
Did you know that washing dishes can be meditation? Focus on the soapy water, and get lost in the now. Suddenly it’s 1:00 AM.
Our graphics seem a little dated, but deep down we’re the same mailing list you subscribed to all those years ago.
Reality: The bar door is a push not a pull, and I make quite a scene trying to open it.
Where did you get the inspiration for your earthenware mushroom potpourri? Would you ask Monet where he got the inspiration for his water lilies?
Oh, a big powerful plane can fly through the sky but needs a little buddy to push him around on the ground? Pathetic.
If you’re having trouble writing a book, try writing two books. You will end up writing a book in the process.
In this week’s episode, the Property Brothers travel to Tatooine to help Jabba transform a decrepit fixer-upper into his Forever Hutt.
Reality: The bar door is a push not a pull, and I make quite a scene trying to open it.
Now is the time for us to act quickly and decisively. But first, let’s take a moment to acknowledge our May birthdays!
But now, a poor approximation of Jean Marie that looks similar to a haunted Victorian child is disfiguring the thighs of her two living legacies.
The office toilet backing up is probably not the best use of The Dark Knight's time.
